This just in: Tahoe submitted its New Years Resolutions for 2017. This guy is thoughtful. We had to share.
Dear Self,
Phewf! What a whirlwind year it has been. After thinking long and hard about what I want in 2017, I whipped up this list of resolutions. Not to toot my own horn but I’m pretty special and I’d like to keep it that way. I think my resolutions for this upcoming year would help keep me clear and clean for generations to come.
Here’s what I want in 2017:
• Make a mega-wish list to spend that huge pile of cashola ($415 million) the federal government just approved for yours truly.
• Build more affordable long term housing so I can keep all my favorite local community members close to me.
• Drop to a size 32° so it snows more.
• Invest in Tesla stock — the new Nevada headquarters promises great things for the area. And it’s eco-minded, like me!
• Eat more veggies! Like milfoil salads so I can get rid of that stuff.
• Finally go to Burning Man, even though it seems pretty dry.
• Keep being Instagram-famous! #tahoe #bigblue
• And most importantly, stay blue which helps chase away the blues for others
Sincerely,
Mr. Tahoe
